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IHateCats
Upperclassman
USA
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 Posted - 06/17/2004 : 11:55:52
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A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof.
So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers" He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the concerned and confused homeowner.
"If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the pit bull." |
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Posc
'05 Poster of the Year!
191 Posts |
Posted - 06/20/2004 : 13:05:26
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I'd be hoping the fall killed me if the pit bull was down there waiting for me! 
Support terrorists. Vote Bush out of office. |
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hercules
Graduate Assistant
USA
31 Posts |
Posted - 06/20/2004 : 19:59:07
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| Very funny! |
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page1
Upperclassman
USA
17 Posts |
Posted - 06/21/2004 : 16:48:33
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| Sounds like a future episode for Croc Hunter |
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y82benji
'04 Poster of the Year!
USA
601 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2004 : 23:13:36
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| I wonder how people come up with jokes like this. I bet a good portion come from real life oddball stories, but I bet a good portion also come from some guy sitting around thinking about quite a silly scenario for a bit too long. :) Makes me laugh though! |
Edited by - y82benji on 06/27/2004 23:14:03 |
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How to Get a Gorilla Off the Roof
