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Posc
'05 Poster of the Year!
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 Posted - 09/10/2005 : 15:50:12
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One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay
his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to improve your business" and "Becoming more successful".
Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.
Trying to think of a catchy phrase. |
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Whizzy
Underclassman
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Posted - 01/20/2006 : 15:15:14
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Wow, this is a very tolerant board to have all these reads and no outcries!  |
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Iconoclast
Underclassman
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Posted - 10/09/2006 : 04:27:31
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One day, a Republican gets a haircut, and when he tries to pay, the barber says, "No thanks, it's free. I'm doing community service."
The Republican says, "Me too. I diddled juvenile pages. Cover for me like the GOP leadership did for five years for the sake of votes and I'll pay you under the table." |
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MikeinOK
Underclassman
USA
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Posted - 10/11/2006 : 11:37:00
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| I think the sex scandal will cause Bush to lose Congress. Funny how it won't be Iraq, the deficit, or anything else that he did. Truthfully, he probably didn't know about it. Un-freaking-believeable. |
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Truth and Consequences...
